These movies are being remade. I shit you not.
-Highlander....cant there only be 1?
-10.....God bless Bo Derek
-Last Tango in Paris......with Tom Cruise. Oh Christ, i mean space alien god!
-Barbarella and Red Sonja.....both rumored to be starring Rose McGowan. I'm OK with these. Seriously.
-Last Star fighter......please no!!!!!
-Battle Royale......its getting the US treatment. Should be interesting
-Evil Dead.....Raimi and Campbell are doing it. Also, should be OK.
-Conan the Barbarian.......Id like Bridgette Nielson in this one please.
-Logan's Run.......hmmmmm.
-Deathwish.......starring Stallone. Fuck. Only 1 Bronson.
-Fahrenheit 451......starring Hanks. Maybe. Only 1 Bradbury
-Clash of the Titans......no way they can match the effects of the original Kracken!!!
-The Birds......I'm sorry, but NO Hitchcock movie should ever be remade. i.e. Psycho
-Warriors.....another one ill say, please don't.
-Meatballs......Whats the point? It wont be better than Candy/Murray
-Porky's......Howard Stern is behind this, I guess he could make it worth it.
-Short Circuit......re-imagining with the original writers. I'm OK with it.
-1984......Tim Robbins. It could work.
-Footloose......IMPOSSIBLE to make this better than the original.
-Robocop.......see Footloose
and guess what!
Ghostbusters 3! With the same cast, just passing the torch to a new team...of ladies. I'm not kidding. Eliza Dushku is attached.
Rambo 5! They could make Rambo 47 and Id see them all
That's fun times, right???!!!! Now, go puke.
-Ryan, the ruiner of good times.
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Dude what is up with all these remakes and reboots?
ReplyDeleteI read the Ghostbusters sequel is suppose to be a torch passing to the Apatow crew and that Segel and Rogen were in the process of co-writing a script with Akroyd and Ramis. I think that would be a much more satisfactory sequel than a team of sexy chicks.
Oh well...if any of these remakes have full frontal nudity, jive talking robots and arbitrary head explosions I'll be okay with them