Random as it gets 5/22

Holiday edition!
Guess who is going to drink a little bit this weekend? Whats happening you ask? Well....

Tonight is game 2. We have to win. No exceptions. IF we lose, its over. I expect us to win by 20 at least and not lose again in the series. Its funny how that 1 loss gets everyone worried in this season! Fuck the past, have faith in your team, city, and LeBron! We have the best player on the planet. No more negativity. Ill be in Solon cause Danny is a dick, but Ill be at game 5 and 7 and finals. Bob and Wanida are banned.

Tomorrow the bridge tour!!! The Detroit/Superior bridge....9am til 3. Come see some old Cleveland shit! Im stoked! Then at night it's the UFC fights. My main dude Lyoto Machida is finally getting his well deserved title shot against Rashad Evans. Whats tough about this is that everyone sleeps on Rashad and yet he always wins. Hes a beast! Its hard to pick against him, but I have loyalties to Machida. Ive legitimatly cheered for this dude since the first time I saw him fight. Its gonna be a good fight hopefully. Plus the undercard has Hughes/Serra. The 2 biggest assholes in MMA. I hope they kill eachother. Literally.


Sunday is a cookout day somewhere and then to the rib cook off to see Keane. Im not a super huge Keane fan, but I do enjoy them and I think it will be a fun show.

Monday is a recovering, but Im sure there will be something to do.

If you havent seen yet, 3oh!3 was attacked by the Cleveland Eye Center and FOX 8. This is hilarious. The people are pissed cause of the breakdown of "dont trust me" has a Helen Keller reference. WHY IN CLEVELAND? Do we really need to worry about this? I have it from the highest authority (Dr.Sean Foreman) that the lyric is a joke! Not to be taken seriously! She talked with her hands anyways!!!!! All this is gonna do is help them sell more records and get more press. Which is fine by me, cause theyre my friends and more power to them...im just bummed it happend in Cleveland and not somewhere else. Like Detroit

I also just want to say that no matter how shitty it is, always be nice and honest. Never ignore people and always keep a positive attitude! As long as you do the right things in life, then people will respect you. No matter what.

Terminator sucks.

Stay safe people.


-Ryan Keller, talking with his hips.