Friday, May 15, 2009

Worst commercial in the history of commercials.

Fucking Sprite.

That stupid commercial in where homeboys and girls start running at full speed and then jump into eachother.
The result is both of the people exploding into sprite to shower thier friends, who are just standing there enjoying the sugar water mess that just soaked them.
Mind you, its hot outside!!!
These people are standing around with gigantic refreshing smiles on their faces because thier friends imploaded into Sprite!
My friend just exploaded into Sprite, but im cooled off now and my thirst is quench.

Game on!

All Sprite commerical marketers should be ashamed for thinking this was clever.
Ill think of something better soon......I swear.

-Spryite

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