Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Deadpool vs. Spock vs. LeBron

Ok, first, my thoughts on the Wolverine movie. (NERD STYLE)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hugh Jackman is a giant pussy and Wolverine tears people to shreds. NO FEELINGS involved. That's just the beginning.
Gambit was done tastefully, and the dude that played him (Taylor Kitch or whatever) did a pretty good job. They set him up perfectly for a spin-off.
Now, Deadpool. Played by Ryan Reynolds. Now I like Ryan Reynolds, and for the most part I think he's pretty funny in most things hes in...BUT....he should have done research.
1. Deadpool ALWAYS has his mask on. I don't care if they spin this off to a new movie and say that the "Wolverine" movie was his beginning....cause it wasn't.
2. He was cancer ridden (hence the mask) and that's why he VOLUNTEERS for the Weapon X program.
3. He can regenerate, but he CANNOT teleport or shoot lasers out of his eyes. He also carries his swords instead of them coming out of his hands.
-In the beginning of the movie he was perfect, minus not wearing a mask. Merc with a mouth and just plain bad-ass.

(NON NERD Response)

It was ok. It has alot of cool CGI in it and the story line isn't all that bad.
Its worth seeing in the theatre, but not really.

STAR TREK

Both NERD and NON NERD responses

1. It ruled.
2. JJ Abrams rules and does no wrong
3. Go see it immediately.
4. It has every aspect of a great movie. Even the casting was next to perfect.
5. Even if you know nothing about Star Trek except that the guy in the Priceline.com commercials was once in it, you will enjoy this. I PROMISE.

NOW........


CAVALIERS!!!!!!!!

2 Series sweeps. By 10 or more. Owning teams.

Now our playoffs start.

Don't expect this corn holing to continue. Whomever wins the Boston/Orlando series will give us a problem. We didn't play the Magic very well this year (BLOWOUT) and, well, Boston is Boston.
It will be a good series regardless who we end up playing.
Then there is the Western Conference. Denver is killing it, and who didn't see that coming. If Cleveland is doing well in a sport, then Denver will always be around to try to spoil our party or one up us. (i.e. Broncos v. Browns, Rockies made the series 2 years ago and we lost 3 straight to Boston) NOT to mention that I have alot of friends in the 303 that give me shit almost daily. Then, if Denver loses its Kobe and the Lakers. Who, if you forgot, were in the finals last year.

Point being is that its gonna be tough no matter what road the Cavaliers have to take.

My predication - Cavs sweep to the first title in our lifetimes.
Why? - WE FUCKING HAVE LEBRON JAMES AND THEY DONT.

-R.Kel

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