Friday, June 5, 2009

Random as it gets 6/5

Im still not talking about the Cavs. I dont have to.

David Carradine is dead. He committed "suicide". Good one. He was jerking off with a rope around his neck and pee-pee. What a way to go, just like Michael Hutchence. Its called autoerotic asphyxiation, but he blew it and the he BLEW IT! Jack-off fail. David Carradine was in the Kung Fu TV series, which was stolen from Bruce Lee. He was Bill in the Kill Bill movies, and he was pretty bad-ass, but NONE of those stand up to his role as Frankenstein in Death Race 2000. I love that movie and he is sick tight in it. I remember bringing that jem home to Brown St. Brilliant movie, great actor and died with his dick in his hand. OR murdered. Whatever, RIP David Carradine.
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The US soccer team got raped the other night by Costa Rica. Costa Rica??? I know they are good and all, but dont we have more people in Ohio then they do in their whole country? I dont get how this country, which is so good in everything else, is no match in Soccer. I know its not as big here as in other countries, but we have should enough people to pick from that would annihilate any other country. It bothers me that we cant win in the biggest world sport, because we are supposed to be more superior than the rest of the world. Oh well. I cheer for Spain anyways.

2 movies come out today. Land of the Lost and The Hangover. The only 2 reasons I will see these movies is because of Danny McBride and Zach Galifinakis. Can they just make a movie together? Please. Reviews soon.

F the Lakers, Magic, Penguins and Red Wings. I dont care at all.

New Batman and Robin comic is out, going to get that shit RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRight naw!

Kristen Marie has a gay helmet and knows it, and by it I mean IT.

G'Day.

-Machine Gun Ryan.

1 comment:

  1. my dear friend, you have not yet seen the glory that is my helmet....so shut your face!


    :)

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